/ragequit

You sir have made a classic logic error referred to as “Non sequitur” which of course is Latin for “does not follow”, presumably to twist and distort the facts to suit your own dark, evil agenda.

In this case you took the fact widely accepted by the scientific and medical community that geese (plural) cannot play the bass guitar and incorrectly inferred therefore an individual goose (in this case a band) cannot.

I will not be filing legal action for what I’ve decided to assume is a clerical oversight on your behalf and not something malicious, but I would advise you to be more careful and check your logical arguments in the future before you inadvertently spread something libellous.

In the meantime my department stands by our published facts.

Sincerely,
Ruben Schade esq.
Department of Redundant Information Department,
a subsidiary of the Bureau of Oversight.