I want to tell a story

by ZombieSkittles on July 30, 2009
in Personal, Writings

Rubenerd, I hope the picture below proves it did happen.

100_1265 A document from my high school life constantly finds it’s way back into my possession, and I just encountered it tonight after a brief period away.

In what I believe was Year 9, our English teacher gave us a creative writing project with virtually no barriers. I took this as a chance to go rampant. I did no planning, no thinking, nothing you’re really meant to do in relation to school work (but then again, who among us can say they ever did?); I just wrote.

What came out of it was 11 hand written pages encompassing all the retardation I had contained inside my thick skull at the time; appropriately titled “Meaningless Crap: The Shit Begins”. The story got me an A for that assignment, and I’ve since spread it around a few places. If you look on the interwebs, you might find it somewhere on a random blog I’ve forgotten about, or shared on a forum. However, I find this as adequate posting material for this blog. So I plan to, day by day, post a page from this thing. A page in my writing back then isn’t much, especially when you scrunch up the page (you can squish this paper real small to the point it could probably fit up your nose…though I don’t know why you’d want to put it up there.), so it’s not going to be too big a strain on your concentration.

As an extra bit of trivia, the story was called “The Shit Begins”, because I wanted to do two sequels, just so the third story could be called “The Shit Hits The Fan”. I have the beginning of the second story “Meaningless Crap II: The Shit Continues” somewhere, which I do mean to finish one day. Who knows.

  • rubenerd

    You may need permission from George Lucas to publish a trilogy of sh*t. Hah, ZING!

  • rubenerd

    You may need permission from George Lucas to publish a trilogy of sh*t. Hah, ZING!

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