Never show a girl your list of sexual conquests.*
*This becomes more important if it turns out this girl belongs on the list, and you’ve forgotten her. One thing people hate being more than objectified is being missed out.
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Thats easy!
I uh.. don’t have one.
*leans against the wall and looks around as crickets chirp*
Well in that case you need to go write it up. Now.
HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME JAMES! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!! ;)
I haven't conquered you yet baby.
I agree I have had a similar experience.