About

Welcome! I am James and you’re on my turf now, motherfucker. I’m a 21 year old blackjack dealer with a hardcore love for gaming and beer. I tweet like it’s going out of fashion, and spend way too much time lurking the Steam User Forums.

I’m the sort of nerd who obsesses over new Doctor Who episodes, waits with baited breath for Valve to release a new post on the Team Fortress 2 blog, and refreshes his Tumblr dashboard every few minutes in hopes a new post appears. Also, I love Pokémon.

I do other things too, like make pointless YouTube videos. I’m always interested in other ways to spend my time, and even want to mess around with the idea of making a podcast with some friends.

It’s hard to find things to do when you spend half your time avoiding doing anything meaningful. I’m more likely to watch a DVD than go for a walk, but that’s okay because I’m happy with that.

If you want to talk to me I suggest sending me a mention over Twitter, but as it happens I absolutely love getting emails. If you would like allow me the honour of having you grace my inbox along with all the helpful emails offering to enlarge my penis and pleasure my many women, feel free to do so to zombie_plan@zombieskittles.com, for many happy times.