Today got off to a bad start, when I discovered there was a site in the style of Fuck My Life and My Life Is Average that catered to the mentally sick people that us normal people (normal is a stretch, I know) look down upon on a day to day basis.
The site? My Life Is Twilight. And I am so sorry for linking you to it.
Yes, they actually have a website where people can talk about how their life is Twilight, and share experiences related to the overtly deplorable obsession teenage girls seem to forming around the stories, and it’s “perfect” characters.
All this website does for me, is to confirm that there are far too many people who take movies to heart, and not even good movies, or realistic movies, but movies about a romantically perfect sparkling vampire who obsesses over and stalks the main character of the books. Here are a couple of examples, which are also a couple of the top entries on the site, in case you don’t want to expose yourself to the whole site, and you know, get cancer or something (I hear that can totally happen).
Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT
Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT
I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT
I hope these three girls (unless they’re all the same person), die horribly in a fire, after being stabbed in the face multiple times, plus a variety of other injuries (not bitten, because that would just make them happy). No offence to them, but they need to get over it. It’s a book.
My Life is Twilight makes me weep.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whoops I totally just ruined your blog with that comment. But seriously, WHY? Why must these people be so…ah…fucking irritating!
@Craig, you son of a bitch, you just divided by zero didn’t you?
I was reading through half the stuff on that website and… Is that what the teenage girl demographic is reduced to NOW? I kind of miss the old days that if you were different (emo/goth), you’d get jumped/verbally abused by these ‘Gangsta’ girls, rather than hear what a 12 year old girl would do to Edward’s dick O_O’
Also, considering vampires are meant to be ‘dead’, you could call one of these bimbos necrophiliac then have the satisfaction of her curiosity getting the better of her and LOOKING UP THE MEANING. Be even more priceless if you saw that girl almost everyday.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP. :-)
It’s gotta be mostly people taking the piss right? It can’t be real! I refuse to believe there are enough people THAT stupid to fill a website like that.
Ah who am I kidding. I’ve read youtube comments. I know they exist. Hell I have people on my site DEFENDING Fred Basset…