It’s 3am, and for the first time in what I’d have to say is years, I’m confronted with having no service on my phone in my own house.
The screenshot shows that for the past 30 minutes, I haven’t been able to surf the net (which means no Twitter or email), and have been unable to send/receive text messaged. It’s been absolutely torture. That “No Service” message will be in my nightmares for awhile I think.
If hell exists and I go to it, I can’t see any worse torture than being given a phone that comes up with those two words every time I try to send an important text message to the president of the world about a cure for cancer, which in solving would inevitably solve world hunger at the same time. That message would get me a noble peace prize AND a free holiday to the moon for two weeks, but OH NO, Telstra in hell (Hellstra?) won’t let me because they don’t have coverage to that metre squared that I am standing in.
Ok, it’s 3:50am now, and coverage mysteriously came back when SOMEONE ELSE messaged me. Obviously Telstra like THOSE people more than they like me. Have it your way Telstra; I didn’t want to be your friend anyway.
Die in a fire.
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Yo, jim, I’m really sorry for you, and i like president of the world part,
but all These companies are biggest Mob in the world …in the world!!