You know you’ve achieved success when you have your very own hashtag. By you I of course mean me though. No offence.
So hey, you guys rock, and I’ll make my very own “dear diary, ATUB WAS FREAKING AWESOME” post in the coming days, but right now I’m too tired and Star Wars turns me on something shocking.
But when it comes to me, which is what this is all about, make sure you tag your tweets with #whatawhore; because I’m awesome.
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WHY?
‘and Star Wars turns me on something shocking.’
It’s Han, isn’t it?
Yes. The moment Han came on with his boyish charm and FUCK YOU ALL I WANT MONEY attitude, I got hard.
Then when Luke and Leia kissed I blew my load.
You sick freak.
*Has Nazi uniform on* You know the drill.. *glare*