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Where were you during Rapture?

by ZombieSkittles on May 21, 2011

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Super Meat Boy will always be there for me, even if the world ends.

Now I don’t know the ins and outs of this end of the world business, but as far as I’m aware the end of the world is meant to occur some time today. I have to admit, it’s far less impressive than what movies had me expect. There are no zombies, fires, looting, or anything. I’m disappointed.

Rather than celebrate this day with some good old fashioned repenting, I’m on my way to my Mother’s house to celebrate a combined birthday for her and my brother. There will be barbequed meat and potato bake, and many family members. Being the end of the world, this might be my last chance to enjoy a delicious marinated steak.

Happy Rapture everyone!

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Zombies; a thought

by ZombieSkittles on August 11, 2009

I was thinking the other day; how do Zombies survive? Yes, I know they consume the flesh of the living, and so forth, but really, think about it.

The “survivors” hide, and fight off the undead, and managed to keep going. Now we can assume that the zombies eventually will outweigh the population of survivors at least 10000:1, as dictated by most post apocalyptic movies of this nature. Now, as a moving “living” entity, food is needed to keep energy up. Movement takes energy, and so the more energy used, the more “fuel” needed.

Now, for the record, 28 Days Later and it’s sequel are not adequate reference for this idea, as the “infected” in that movie weren’t actually dead, but simply infected with a disease (“rage”) that overrode all intelligence and left the person with nothing but anger. Those people were in the end defeated because they starved to death, a side affect of having their ability to pick up some food and eat it erased from their brains. They just attacked.

Now, the undead KNOW to eat, it’s just their diets consist purely of your sweet, sweet cranial juices. But when the basic population of people have been feasted on or turned into the undead themselves, where do they get their feed from? They can’t just stop eating, because regardless of the fact that they may be dead, the body still needs fuel to move.

I can only assume that after awhile, the zombie just lays the fuck down and pretty much goes to sleep. It’s the only logical thing. No more food, no more energy. Because they’re already dead, they can never really die, but they would lose all ability to do anything apart from stare out in hunger. Of course, this gives survivors ample ability to simply wander out and kill them with ease.

With this in mind, it seems the living will inevitably conquer the undead, right? Or do you disagree? I will fight you, via the comments section below.

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Links in April

by ZombieSkittles on April 27, 2009

On The Blog:

  • Gay. –a rather misled opinional about the word gay, that could of best been summed up by the following tweet by @bonsushi, “@betterwords gay is also not a synonym for homosexual. it is now, but it used to only mean happy. words change. get used to it.” Of course, the post was made to continue the discussion with @bettwords, who, as you can guess, bailed due to overwhelming hate for his cause.
  • nin:access – One of my favourite posts I have ever written, about the new official Nine Inch Nails application in the iTunes app store.
  • The High End Of Low – Marilyn Manson – This article keeps getting hits because people are desperately searching for that fabled complete link of the album. It’s also another of my favourites.
  • Colourful (My CD Collection) – What can I say, it’s pretty.
  • LOL Energy Drink – I had the most fun ever making this article about a really bad drink.

(Not So) On The Blog:

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The End Is Nigh!

by ZombieSkittles on April 13, 2009

THE MAN SPEAKS TRUTH!

I seriously love this video.

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