birthday

Craig and alternate universes

by ZombieSkittles on April 20, 2010

I’ve decided that because I had to work yesterday on my birthday, that today is also the 19th. It shall hereby spread over 48 hours, with the 20th being dropped off the calender. So it’s still my birthday.

However, in some weird alternate universe where the 20th still exists, I believe it’s the birthday of a certain friend of mine. Unfortunately for him he’s stuck at Uni today, but I’m sure everyone’s giving him blowjobs and the like.

So man, if it WAS the 20th (which it isn’t, like I said), then happy birthday.

You can annoy the fuck out of this guy by visiting his blog, or talking to him on twitter.

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Thankoooo

by ZombieSkittles on April 19, 2010

In 10 minutes, at 10:25pm, I’ll officially be 21. I got a lot more happy birthday’s than I expected, and thank you to everyone. There were so many on Facebook, and lets face it, going through them all will take awhile (I am slow), so instead, I thought I’d list you all here (minus family, of course), and call you faggots.

On Facebook:
Shani,  Maddie, Kirsty, Brendan, Zebby, Bettina, Melanie, Kayla, Paul, KASE, Denai, Vicki (I think?), Rachel, Dan, Britt’s Mum, Charlie, Ali, Brenton, Swapnil, Dinny, Darren, Derek, Craig.

On Twitter:
Aly, Monnie, Tim, Cassandra, Omegatron, Shaun, Ryan, CrazySpeak

Via SMS:
Mel (again), Charlie (again), Craig (again), Mark, Haleigh, Denai, Steph

Update- It seems I scored a blog post by Josh Nunn over at The Geekorium too

As well as Brittany and Courtney who were awesome enough to CALL me, and as of a few minutes ago Josh Nunn who actually made a dollar donation via the coke can in the corner. Thanks for the shout man.

You’re all Faggots.
(Thank you so much)

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Obligatory birfdai post

by ZombieSkittles on April 19, 2010

Man, I cannot believe it’s been a whole year since my last birthday! I still remember writing this unnecessarily morbid post about the affair, and here we are again already!

IMG_0594 My entire attitude about life has changed since writing that abysmal excuse for a post. I’m currently with a pretty young lass by the name of BITCHTITS, and have turned complete gamer nerd. As I write this, I have an iPhone game, Nintendo DS game (spoiler: It’s Pokemon SoulSilver) and a computer game all running at the same time.

People keep telling me this is the year I’ll suddenly mature. I’ll suddenly stop acting like a kid and start doing adult things like saving and commenting on the news. I need to stop being an idiot, playing games, being lazy, and anything else they decide is for kids.
While I understand that I’m going to need to start looking to the future more, I still like having fun. I like going geocaching, I like running around being an idiot. I have the most fun when I’m just dicking around with friends, sharing a pizza and watching a movie.

I’m meant to be a fully fledged adult now, but I’m going to be honest; I really don’t feel that way. I am happy.

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So I found some photos

by ZombieSkittles on June 16, 2009

As the title says, while cleaning up my folders, I found a couple of random photos from my birthday, which were meant for a more “happy” birthday post to the one that I ended up with. These are mainly photos of the epic awesome birthday cake Courtney made for me, which was apparently 110% block chocolate, and caused diabetes by simply looking at it.
Disclaimer: I promise these photos are safe and do not cause diabetes.

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100_1031The photos, if it isn’t obvious, is of the AWESOME CAKE OF DEATH, me cutting the AWESOME CAKE OF DEATH (with my brother and some blurry creature who I assume is the immortal keeper of the AWESOME CAKE OF DEATH), and then Courtney, creator of the AWESOME CAKE OF DEATH, with several family members in the background.

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BALLOONS!~!

by ZombieSkittles on May 3, 2009

100_1065Courtney’s birthday is today, and despite her best attempts to be morbid about it, I am determined to make this an awesome 24 hours for her. First, to kick off celebrations, BALLOONS! ..Or as close to balloons as I could get. See, I suffer from procrastination, and lack of planning. But, I improvised; I happened to have a “balloon box”, which by coincidence I happened to get as a present from Courtney on my own eighteenth birthday.
The concept of the balloon box was to hold condoms, due to her fascination at the time with the safe sex slogan No Balloon, No Party. It was hilarious, and happened to tonight, hold what I see to be a shit ton of condoms; seventeen in total. Ladies and gentlemen, WE HAVE OUR BALLOONS.
It took ages to blow them all up, and I got so lightheaded I swore I saw John Paul II, but they’re all done. My hands smell of latex and “banana bump”, but it was worth it to watch Courtney smile:

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So is the start of celebrations. Right now we’re watching the movie Capote and plotting tomorrow’s plans, which involves a trip to the art gallery and some geocaching.

If you read this and follow the girl on Twitter, wish her a happy birthday. Even if you don’t; send her a tweet anyway.

Update: Woke up this morning, suddenly realized, that we both didnt feel up to going out. But all is not lost; there is always next time to make up for lost time.

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