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Slapping dat ass.

by ZombieSkittles on March 26, 2012

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Pooping for two years straight.

by ZombieSkittles on September 20, 2011

Well, I don’t really know what to say here that wasn’t already said here a year ago, or in person the other day. Today marks my two year anniversary with Brittany and it’s a hell of a feeling.

I’m so happy we’ve made it this far. Two years is more than I expected her to put up with my shit, and it’s comforting to know she’s always there for me.
We both still remember the night we became partners, and I really do love reminiscing about it.

human-centipede-sketchA sketch of our first date.

Britt, I know I’m not always the greatest guy, but this time we’ve spent together has been amazing. We’ve had our ups and downs but we’ve proven that we can always come out on top. I can’t wait to see what the next few years bring. I love you. Faggot.

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Your favourite console.

by ZombieSkittles on June 10, 2011

This entry is part 10 of 17 in the series 30 Day Gamer's Challenge

Well that’s a one; because are we just taking into account just this generation, or all generations of gaming console. I’m going to assume all generations, because for me that is an easy one to answer; the motherfucking Playstation. Not the PS2 or PS3, but the original.
It had all the best games including the first Crash Bandicoot games (Including Crash Team Racing), the first 3 Spyro games, the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater games, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Medieval. There were hundreds of games and so many were and still are classics and great to play.
The memories I have of having a Playstation (It was chipped as well so we could play pirated games. Shhhh) are numorous. I remember playing games before I had a memory card to save games with, and having to dedicate a solid patch of time to finish a game; If I stopped playing I lost everything and had to start from the very start again. It’s amazing how things that were frustrating as a kid are now attached to a sense of nostalgia.
Not to mention, this start up screen whenever the system was booted up makes me feel completely at ease with the world.

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Success.

by ZombieSkittles on February 28, 2010

You know you’ve achieved success when you have your very own hashtag. By you I of course mean me though. No offence.

So hey, you guys rock, and I’ll make my very own “dear diary, ATUB WAS FREAKING AWESOME” post in the coming days, but right now I’m too tired and Star Wars turns me on something shocking.

But when it comes to me, which is what this is all about, make sure you tag your tweets with #whatawhore; because I’m awesome.

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New name

by ZombieSkittles on September 14, 2009

Zombieskittles.com has undergone such changes that from now on, it will be renamed to ZombieSkittles Gmbh. Wait a second no it won’t. Now go away I’M TRYING TO EAT.

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