I’ve always been a bit iffy in regards to horoscopes; the idea that I am built around the time I am born and not the life I live or choices I make seems absurd. I have had an extremely passive interest in my horoscope since forever, now and again looking in the newspaper to see what they think life has in store for me. It’s always the same sort of thing though:

Things will happen or maybe they won’t and these will or will not invoke a feeling within you. You will maybe achieve something and money is used to buy things. You will also find true love one day. Or not.
You may be stubborn, or you might be extremely flexible in your position regarding something.

Above: Every horoscope ever.

As you go through your day you will almost always find a way to fit the horoscope around the events of your day. “Oh wow, money is used to buy things. I feel so enlightened.” you’ll say, and suddenly the entire world has condemned you. By the entire world I mean me, because seriously, if you believe a paragraph in the newspaper that changes every day yet says the same things to be something to live your life by, I worry about you.

That all being said, naturally I don’t really think horoscopes fit me. I do however, feel proud to call myself an Aries.

Being that today was consumed a little by work, I naturally wore a fashionable business pants, white shirt and gold vest combination for a few hours. Outside of work, I sported an awesome Axe Cop shirt, jeans and converses. Right now I am wearing that same shirt, a jacket and my awesomely comfortable Union Jack lounge pants.

I didn’t really see any way to dress up this particular post, so unfortunately it’s not really worth reading. If you’ve gotten up to here, I commend you.

My friend has challenged me to another Tumblr blog thing. I responded the way I do with any challenge, by flailing my arms wildly and pulling a funny face. Of course, the challenge was made via text message so he didn’t see, but god damn it I’m sure he felt it. Felt it in his bones.

This challenge is of the gaming variety, so I’ll probably write lots and lots and lots and lots.
Yes, I know I’m still in the middle of my other challenge, but I figure why not do both and just post each on alternating days? Sounds like a good idea? I thought so.

• Woke up twenty minutes before my alarm.
• Stayed in bed for forty minutes with Britt, talking and snoozing.
• Shower.
• Cup of tea while watching The Simpsons and Scrubs.
• Sent a pile of tweets to @GoDaddy related to the retardation which is the disappearance of Britt’s domain name from their DNS Manager.
• I like to think I’m immune to the stuff, oh yeah. It’s closer to the truth to say I can’t get enough. I might as well face it, I’m addicted to love.
• Started downloading the latest episode of Doctor Who.
• Started reading The Chocolate War. I love the musty smell of the pages from a book.
• Dried dishes, because I’m all domestic and such.
• Wrote a post for Wolfing Time.
• Watched the above mentioned episode of Doctor Who. It was fair awesome, Neil Gaiman doesn’t disappoint.
• Going through the motions and talking to @GoDaddy trying to get everything worked out.
• Browsed Tumblr like a bawse.
• Did a poo.
• Played some Starcraft, and of course, died.
• Went along to pick up the creature from work.
• PIZZA!
• Finally got Illustrated Sanity tweaked for the creature.
• Hugged the creature and stole a kiss or two.
• The creature licked my forehead.
• Watched YouTube videos.
• PANCAKES.
• Watches cartoons while the creature did some posts.
• Making out.
• Bed, evidently.

The last two haven’t happened yet, but they will in the next 15 minutes. Woo.

Last night I challenged Rubenerd to make and release a new episode of his podcast, Rubenerd Show by 6pm next Sunday, giving him 7 days. If he does it, I will video/write/whatever anything he wants. If he doesn’t, I kill him…or he doesn’t release a new episode. I don’t know.

Anyway, just putting it here in writing. I want to see hear that new episode Rubenerd!

Already done my next challenge, posted to me on my FormSpring page.

I challenge you to film yourself doing that trick where you hold a broom, look at the top of it, spin around 20 times, throw it on the ground, and jump over it. Also, I will have your running away from the camera photo by Friday night. I will write it down. Sorry for the lateness!

It sounds confusing, but after looking at a reference video, I was set to do it.

Challenge done! It was really fun to do. Of course, my sister did the filming. Thanks for the challenge, Craig.

This challenge was sent via text message (because she doesn’t have routine access to the internet) by a mutual friend of both myself and Craig, and  it’s a funny one.

Morning! Okay its not really anonymous, and not that good but i’d lol! Lure Craig on to msn then try to convincce him you have feelings for him. Then without telling him its a joke post the conversation on your blog and wait till he finds it! [Or tell him you’ve posted a new blog about how you feel or something lol]

Hey! Sounds pretty funny. Because there’s nothing else to really say on the matter, here’s the unabridged conversation between Craig and me.

James: Craig

Craig: manngggg
Craig: hows it going?

James: not bad
James: there’s something I have to talk to you about

Craig: surely

James: I’ve been putting it off for awhile
James: I figured best get this out before I do my next challenge thingy for my blog

Craig: go for it

James: Oh man, you have no idea how hard this is

Craig: ?

James: Promise you won’t get scared or anything?

Craig: no
Craig: just hit me

James: I sort of have a bit of a crush on you >_>

Craig: lolwut?

James: I had a talk to Haleigh about it when she came over yesterday and I decided to finally tell you <_<

Craig: hmm i really dont know whether you take you seriously man
Craig: its msn

James: Sure is

James: Well, you know I’ve always been a little bicurious

Craig: yeah
Craig: is it because i gave you mouth to mouth?

James: Oh no, it didn’t really start until this year

Craig: what brought this on?

James: <_< you seem really okay with this

Craig: what did you expect man? you know me well enough. i dont care lol

James: Goddamit.

Craig: why do you say goddamit?

James: give me a second

Craig: sure
Craig: how strange
Craig: wasnt expecting that one at all
Craig: you having a girlfriend and all
Craig: dont leave me hanging here mang
Craig: this is crazy
Craig: jammeeessssssss

James: a second man
James: putting myself together

Craig: this heaps reminds me of that scene in RockNRolla
Craig: except you’re not going to prison tomorrow
Craig: i’ll tell you right here and now
Craig: i dont care at all what you feel towards me or what not but i’m 100% vagina loving and yeah well
Craig: it goes as far as you feeling that way
Craig: but i do appreciate your honesty

James: you’re going to hate me
James: http://zombieskittles.com/challenge-4

And I gave up; Craig is just too damn comfortable. Also, I got rejected by a man. Challenge failed? I don’t know. All I know is I feel dirty now.

You can make another challenge via this link.

Today, I decided I had enough spare time to rape my mind forever, so I decided to do a challenge set to me today.

Show everyone your reaction to the infamous "2 Girls 1 Cup" video! :D

I’d seen it before, so I thought I could handle it. However, no.

Also, because I feel the urge to, I’m going to link you to the challenge submit form right…now.

As my friend Craig has pointed out to me, FormSpring have another site, called FormSpring.Me, which is specifically designed for the anonymous question/answer trend that’s been going around. Rather than display a customized form in the middle of the screen, FormSpring.Me works similar to the normal version, but allows you to answer questions ON the site, and display the answered questions underneath the existing form.

I was a bit against joining it at first, as the normal method was already working ok. However, thinking about it this allows me to separate the “challenges” from the questions. Basically what I’m getting at is, if you want to make a challenge for me, keep going to http://bit.ly/ZPform, but for questions you can now visit http://www.formspring.me/ZombiePlan. Both sites allow for anonymity, which is always a fun thing.

While I ask that people primarily put questions for me to answer on my FormSpring, I don’t mind when people post challenges to me either. I asked for them originally, but after about 5000 “Do a back flip” comments, I laid off on asking. The only challenge I’ve done until now is the Shoe On Head meme that inevitably got requested.

Today though, I decided to knock another challenge of the list. The challenge made reads as follows:

Jump up and down screaming "I’m a peanut! i’m a peanut!" you need to film it for me too.

So, sounds simple enough. Since I don’t know who actually made the challenge, I’ve posted it on YouTube, and again here, for you to point and laugh at me.

You can make a new challenge by following this link http://bit.ly/ZPform. Please do; it’s really fun for me to do these things.