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Zombies; a thought

by ZombieSkittles on August 11, 2009

I was thinking the other day; how do Zombies survive? Yes, I know they consume the flesh of the living, and so forth, but really, think about it.

The “survivors” hide, and fight off the undead, and managed to keep going. Now we can assume that the zombies eventually will outweigh the population of survivors at least 10000:1, as dictated by most post apocalyptic movies of this nature. Now, as a moving “living” entity, food is needed to keep energy up. Movement takes energy, and so the more energy used, the more “fuel” needed.

Now, for the record, 28 Days Later and it’s sequel are not adequate reference for this idea, as the “infected” in that movie weren’t actually dead, but simply infected with a disease (“rage”) that overrode all intelligence and left the person with nothing but anger. Those people were in the end defeated because they starved to death, a side affect of having their ability to pick up some food and eat it erased from their brains. They just attacked.

Now, the undead KNOW to eat, it’s just their diets consist purely of your sweet, sweet cranial juices. But when the basic population of people have been feasted on or turned into the undead themselves, where do they get their feed from? They can’t just stop eating, because regardless of the fact that they may be dead, the body still needs fuel to move.

I can only assume that after awhile, the zombie just lays the fuck down and pretty much goes to sleep. It’s the only logical thing. No more food, no more energy. Because they’re already dead, they can never really die, but they would lose all ability to do anything apart from stare out in hunger. Of course, this gives survivors ample ability to simply wander out and kill them with ease.

With this in mind, it seems the living will inevitably conquer the undead, right? Or do you disagree? I will fight you, via the comments section below.

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Kicking the addiction

by ZombieSkittles on June 1, 2009

I have officially spent over 9 days without drinking any coke whatsoever. This by reason of effect, has also meant 9 days without energy drinks, or other soft drinks besides lemonade.
I really attribute this to the fact that I’m actually counting the days via the manual counter on the sidebar. It’s made me think about it more, which has led to me doing 8 days better than the last attempt! (That’s right, I spent only 1 day before drinking coke last time. I lack willpower.)

I hadn’t realized that drinking coke had become so habitual that at one point at work without realizing it, I DID almost drink coke. I went over and grabbed a cup to get a glass of water, and instinctively filled the cup with coke from the machine and attempted to drink it. At the last moment I realized what I was doing, and I almost threw the cup across the room in surprise. After that realization, I’ve concentrated more and haven’t made the same mistake since. Hooray for me.

Anyway, just a short post with an update, because I’m quite proud of myself for making it over a week without the sugary devil.

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I say this all the time.

by ZombieSkittles on May 22, 2009

At least three times a year I’ll suddenly turn my attention to my diet, and decide to ban myself against something deemed unhealthy. It’s that time again, as I was thrust into thought after making this tweet about being unable to exercise. What have I chosen this time?

coke-logoGoogle Image Search is my friend.

Can’t guess? The big red thing foreign to you? Is your vision blurry, and the above image to you is just a mess of abstract red swirls? If the last one is the case, DOES THIS HELP? CAN YOU READ THIS NOW? Ugh…that looks ugly against the rest of the text. No more big fonts in MAJUSCULES for the rest of this post.

Anyway, I’m going to try yet again to give up coke, and most soft drinks. I’ve attempted this numorous times and always fall short of the goal. The goal being to give it up indefinately. The problem lies in that theres not many alcohols that I like to drink that aren’t mixed with the miracle beverage. However, now I’m avoiding drinking alcohol too, this could be easier.

But the other thing I think will help is that I’ll be setting up a “widget” of sorts on the sidebar listing “how many days have been spent without soft drink”, in hopes a semi-public display of it will help deter me; that a little number growing each day will satisfy me and make me go “hey, that’s pretty good, I’m going to keep going with this”.

So here we go. The idea is that I will not be allowed Coca Cola or other soft drinks, energy drinks, or anything really fizzy. I’m allowing myself lemonade so if I get a craving of any sort, that I’ll have a vice of sorts.

Wish me luck! I shall succeed this time!

Also, I LIED. BASSETHOUND.

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Links in April

by ZombieSkittles on April 27, 2009

On The Blog:

  • Gay. –a rather misled opinional about the word gay, that could of best been summed up by the following tweet by @bonsushi, “@betterwords gay is also not a synonym for homosexual. it is now, but it used to only mean happy. words change. get used to it.” Of course, the post was made to continue the discussion with @bettwords, who, as you can guess, bailed due to overwhelming hate for his cause.
  • nin:access – One of my favourite posts I have ever written, about the new official Nine Inch Nails application in the iTunes app store.
  • The High End Of Low – Marilyn Manson – This article keeps getting hits because people are desperately searching for that fabled complete link of the album. It’s also another of my favourites.
  • Colourful (My CD Collection) – What can I say, it’s pretty.
  • LOL Energy Drink – I had the most fun ever making this article about a really bad drink.

(Not So) On The Blog:

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LOL Energy Drink

by ZombieSkittles on April 20, 2009

I’ve always found it funny the way various staples of internet culture get thrust into the spotlight in real life (IRL LMAOROFLCOPTER LOLSAUCE), like when lolcats were introduced to the mainstream (and article writers were jumping onto the “new” trend, which dates back at least three years ago). It’s interesting to see the various ways such memes get used in pop culture, and even occasionally advertising, like in KFC’s attempts to attract more youth employees with it’s employment campaign making use of “text speech” (as featured in the campaigns title U+KFC)

This morning while half asleep, I made the decision to go to the deli down the road and overdose on energy drinks. My drink of choice, Mother, was sold out yet again much to my disapproval. I’ve always wonder if they actually get it in anymore, or just tell me it’s coming Friday to mess with my head. Either way, that’s not what this story is about, despite it being exceptionally uncool. What this story is about is the drink that I found after substituting my primary choice with a large drink bottle sized can of ROCKSTAR (which is disgusting).

100_1040Here it is, in all it’s apparently black current powered glory. LOL. I wasn’t sure what to make of it, so when I saw it in the shop’s fridge, all I could do was burst into sporadic laughter. It was the last can on the shelf, so I quickly snatched it up. The sole reason for which was, sadly enough, because I knew I’d want to blog about it (kind of sad, really). The drink itself, while being situated in the same area as the other energy drinks and the can being styled as one, is labelled as having “no bad stuff”, and the nutrition table fails to list anything like caffeine or taurine. However, it does go to mention that it counts for 250% of my recommended daily intake, which does worry me slightly. However, I am willing to sacrifice my already abysmal health to drink this concoction.

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I cracked open the can, and while the smell wasn’t nearly as strong as that of Rockstar (which is sitting in front of me for if get the guts to try and drink more of it), I could definitely smell the strong scent of blackcurrent as it wafted out of the can. Bringing it to my lips, I took one big gulp, letting it sit in my mouth for a moment to take in the flavour. At that point, I remembered I don’t like black current.

And so ends this journey; I learned nothing.

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