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Skyrim. I sit down expecting to play maybe an hour of the game, and when I take a moment to look at the clock between a dragon fight and doing a job for the Thieves Guild, I see that at least three hours have gone by.
This always makes me feel bad, as I want to get a bit fitter, but motivation for such things leaves me rather quickly in favour of things more fun.

Reddit to the rescue. Some fine gentleman (Who I am willing to bet is neither poor nor Irish) posted a fitness program based around Skyrim. It works similar to a drinking game, except the alcohol is substituted with push-ups, crunches, lunges and the like.
The idea sounds great, and I’ve started doing it today to see what it’s like. I’ve already done ~50 push-ups and 15 crunches. It hurts.

I don’t know whether I’ll stick with it, as I have a terrible track record with this sort of thing, but hey, it’s not a bad idea and it feels rewarding.

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Exchange

by ZombieSkittles on September 24, 2010

This entry is part 22 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 24
Ran: 2.29km
Walked: N/A (yet)

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We trade old items for cash at stores like Cash Converters, but I’m talking about more traditional person to person trading. The sort where you walk up to someone and offer them an item of appropriate value for something of theirs.

I had an event like this occur a couple of nights ago on the train, when someone asked if he could trade something for my Mr. Happy button badge that I have on my bag, because it looked “pretty sick”. A few thoughts went through my head, including “Do I want to part with it", “I wonder what I could get for it, and “Will he have anything I actually want?”, before asking him what he had to trade. It turns out he didn’t think that through and had nothing. This is not the point of the story.

_41500264_mrhappyThe point is, who can resist that penetrating stare? 

The point is that if I went up to ten different people and asked them if they wanted to trade something for something of equal(ish) value, at least eight of those people would decline. Some of the time it would be due to sentimental value, or usefulness, but we live in a society where we’re selfish. As such, when someone wants something of yours, you hold onto it tighter in hopes of getting more for it.

Such things make me sad. I mean, the idea of swapping things with a complete stranger seems a little iffy, but if you both walk off happy where’s the damage? I heard the guy out and while it didn’t prove fruitful, he might of had something I might of liked. I like my Mr. Happy badge, but if there were something I could trade it for that I’d like, why not?

My question is, if a random stranger came up to you and tried to trade something, what would you do?

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Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard

by ZombieSkittles on September 22, 2010

This entry is part 20 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 22
Push-ups: 15
Walked: 1.79km

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I picked this game up for ten whole dollars at JB-HIFI the other day, because why the fuck not? Who is Matt Hazard, you ask? This guy.

98r5o7 No that is not Bruce Willis.

The game features the protagonist, Matt Hazard, in his quest to forever destroy the fourth wall as we know it. The man knows he’s in a video game. In the Matt Hazard universe, game characters are like movie actors, hired for games and the like. Eat Lead is Matt’s “return to video game stardom” after some rather bad games soiled his career. Halfway through the first level, it becomes apparent someone is hacking the game to kill multiple actors, including Matt Hazard, forever. As such, with the help of a woman who goes by the name QA, he has to gun his way through various random scenarios to find out who’s behind it, and escape the game.

The game is a third person shooter which seeks to be a self-aware parody of gaming in general. It uses this as an excuse for terrible AI (enemies are predictable) and aiming, as well as bad clipping (I fought enemies who ran through shelves and benches). This made me feel like I was playing a game ten years ago, which given the plot and style isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Throughout the game, various jokes are made, referencing past games and taking the piss out of himself. One of my favourite moments so far is when he’s getting the objectives listed for the level. There were too many so he demands them summed up, so they turn into one line; “Kill everything that moves”. That perfectly summed up many a game.
Another is during the tutorial. The whole way through, Hazard bitches about having to go through stuff he already knows, “Like I never fired a gun before”. Hearing him complain and rant to you makes basic things like the tutorial more bearable, which is good if you already know the basics from playing any other shooting game ever. The dialogue from Hazard has to be the most interesting thing in the game, making the repetitive “enemies come into room, take them out” scenes a million times more fun.

When it comes to achievements, I have to both laugh and be annoyed. The game uses achievements to make more jokes. You unlock one for simply starting the game, the description being Matt Hazard thanking you for buying his game. You get another one for pausing the game too, and for finishing the tutorial. While I get they’re meant to be more jokes, it annoys me that they basically GIVE you all these things. Like I’ve said before, I enjoy actually achieving things.

I’m quite enjoying Eat Lead, and as such I have to wonder why it was so cheap. It features voice actors such as Neil Patrick Harris and Will Arnett, as well as plenty of viral marketing campaigns that I for some reason never saw. I wonder why I never even heard of the game until I stumbled across it by chance. Fate? Maybe. All I know is it’s an awesome game and I would recommend it to anyone in a heartbeat.

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Optus and Android

by ZombieSkittles on September 21, 2010

This entry is part 19 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 21
Ran: 2.25km (The GPS definitely needs a little fixing. I think I really only did 1.9-2.0km, but yeah.)

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Update: It figures that the day that I finally get around to posting this, it suddenly starts working again. Whether or not Optus or Google actually fixed it or my phone just corrected itself I do not know. Either way, awesome.

500px-android-logosvgThe other day I talked however vaguely about my new phone, the Samsung Galaxy S. This is my first time dealing with Optus in well over five years, and my first time using an Android phone. While I love it, there has been an issue which as it turns out, is not just me.

The major issue is that applications downloaded from the Android Market, don’t download. When selected, the item sits on “Starting Download” forever, but never actually starts. Being a smart phone, applications are relied on to personalize and extend it’s uses. It’s what makes the phone amazing. So, being unable to get any is quite a drawback.

Apparently a majority of people who use a Samsung Galaxy S (and even a few other Android-powered phones), and are with Optus are having this problem too. Going to Optus, I was informed that it was because “The Android Market is down.” which makes sense, except for one thing.

The but.

Optus is blaming Google for the problem, saying that the Android Market (the place one downloads applications from) isn’t working. This may be true, except that when I use a wireless Internet connection I can download applications. This indicates more of an Optus problem than a Google problem. Perhaps Optus 3G is having trouble connecting to the market, but that makes it as much an Optus problem as a Google problem, and as such Optus should try to work it out and fix the problem, rather than blaming someone else.

I don’t even know who’s right, but being unable to just download applications whenever and wherever I want, seriously bothers me.

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If Dog Poos, You clean!

by ZombieSkittles on September 20, 2010

This entry is part 18 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 20
Sit-ups: 27
Push-ups: 14
Ran: 2.88km

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Went for a run today, and encountered this at the local primary school. Thought it was cute and merited a post. Sort of partially makes up for a day that I missed this month, right?

Today was my first proper run with my Samsung Galaxy S, so I got to try out Runkeeper and as such the GPS properly. The results were fairly good but not 100% accurate. According to the map it drew, I apparently decided to run through someone’s house at about 2.6km in. But still, it seems to do the job, though not as accurately as on my iPhone.

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Samsung Galaxy S

by ZombieSkittles on September 19, 2010

This entry is part 16 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 19
Sit-ups:
22
Walked: 1.98km (not accurate; my new phone seems to have a little trouble with GPS. It’s more than likely to be slightly less than this.)

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I’ve had this phone for three days now, which I believe is long enough to have a decent opinion of the device. I will unfortunately be unable to help myself and compare it to the iPhone a lot, as it was my smart phone of choice for the past two years. However, being that nearly everyone reading this will be familiar with that particular device, it’s a good starting point.

The Samsung Galaxy S actually looks a lot like an iPhone physically; similar shape, big home button on the bottom, all that jazz. It’s a bit bigger though, and takes more advantage of the space with a bigger screen. The phone itself is surprisingly lighter than the iPhone despite it’s size, which is quite pleasant.
Of course, battery life seems to be the same; it lasts about a full day before I need to charge it. Unlike the iPhone though, it has a removable battery, so down the track I should be able to buy a spare so when I’m out for a long period I can simply swap them and keep on going1.

Android is every bit as good as I’d heard it was. Neat presentation, widgets on the home screens, applications running in the background, the list goes on. I could of course go into great detail about each feature on the phone, but there are plenty of other blogs and websites that have done that.
This isn’t to say that it’s perfect, as I have been having problems. Whether they’re Google’s fault or the fault of Optus is yet to be discovered, but I’ll be dedicating another post to that discussion.

Applications are something that I absolutely loved about the iPhone; older phones you were always stuck with what you were given, where as with smart phones you can download programs that do almost anything you want. I’ve found a few apps in the Android Market that I used on the iPhone (including Twitter and Foursquare), and have promptly installed them, only to find they’re designed differently and actually better than their Apple counterparts. This would probably be because of the additional buttons and screen space present on the phone itself.
I’m not sure if it’s because it’s new to me, but I definitely find the Android version of apps, including the Twitter app, better than the iPhone versions. I would include comparison photos of two apps side by side, but I still don’t know how to screenshot on the Galaxy S. Sorry about that.

Something I really should not be excited about.

The one thing I’m sure is interchangeable among all Android phones is how you can manage your contacts. Despite it being common among Androids, I still find it amazing. Where most phones usually let you save information to either the SIM card or the phone itself, phones that run android (since they’re a product of Google) let you save your contacts to you Gmail account. This is awesome because that means I could edit and save new people to my Gmail contacts and they will sync with my phone. If I lost my phone or got a new number, or upgraded to a better Android phone, I wouldn’t have to go through and add all my contacts one by one (Like I had to do going from iPhone to Galaxy S), I’d just have to log in to my Google account and BAM! There are all my numbers, just as I remember them.
This sort of synchronisation alone makes this phone all levels of awesome. I am such a nerd.

I know I haven’t covered everything you probably wanted to read, but

You can fix that. If this post bugged you because it was too vague, or didn’t mention something specific; tell me below and I’ll answer it to the best of my ability.

  1. Like a Duracell Bunny?

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Ignis Solus

by ZombieSkittles on September 18, 2010

This entry is part 15 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 18
Sit-ups:
34 (20 yesterday)
Push-ups: 15

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I’ll be putting up a simple review of my new phone in the next few days with what I think of it and such, but in the meantime you need to watch this video. It’s a Team Fortress 2 machinima but it is done SO well, it really deserves more attention.

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A fair trade.

by ZombieSkittles on September 13, 2010

This entry is part 11 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 13
Sit-ups: 27
Push-ups: 8

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Today I upgraded my Xbox 360 from my well over a year old 60 GB model to the 250 GB Xbox 360 S. The machine is much smaller, and a sleeker style of casing makes it look much nicer. The console itself is basically the same but with the addition of wireless and well, a lot more black.

xbox-360-s The Xbox 360 S cost $499 by itself, but for some reason costs thirty dollars less when purchased with Mafia 2, making it $469. I decided to trade in my current Xbox 360 and several games to make it cheaper. I first called up EB Games and they offered me a whopping $40, so I kindly offered for them to go fuck themselves and hung up. I went to GAME instead, where after the usual testing and such, they gave me $150 for the console alone, and another $55 for the games, which is awesome and proves that it’s best to shop around.
With that price knocked off I only needed to pay $264 for the console.
However, it turned out that they were out of Xbox 360s. They did have a pre-owned version that had been owned for all of a week, before the customer (who was a well known regular, apparently) decided he didn’t like Xbox and swapped it for a PS3 (which he also apparently traded back in). That one wasn’t part of the Mafia II deal, but it’s price WITH Mafia 2 came in at $468, and the console is covered by GAME under warranty for 12 months. As such, I went with that.

In the end, knocking off the credit I got with my trade ins, the final price I had to pay was $263. If you consider the fact I got Mafia 2 with it, and deduct that from the price as well it turned out I only paid $151 to upgrade my console. Pretty sweet if you ask me.

Coincidently, this console has inbuilt wireless, which puts me that much closer to maybe getting Xbox Live.

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Freak out

by ZombieSkittles on September 12, 2010

This entry is part 10 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 12
Sit-ups: 24
Walked: 2.01km

I did it again. I missed a day. Curse my needing to see my partner. I promise to make it up to you in some way that does not involve blow jobs, but in the meantime let’s talk about me.

Yesterday we hit the Royal Adelaide Show after what has been a few years for me; I hadn’t been there since before the Mad Mouse was removed. As such it is still a great experience for me.
There were no REAL highlights apart from two. The first was going to the world premiere of the Tomb Raider 3D ride thingy in which my friend was an actor. I’m not quite sure which one he was, but I suspect he played the hunchback with the hilarious voice. The other? Well…

DSCF0131 I’m the one with no hair (or boobs).

That’s me on the Mega Drop with Britt and Jennifer. For those that don’t know, the Mega Drop is a simple ride; it takes you 30 to 40 metres into the air (which isn’t very high compared to others, but still), and sits you there to look over everything, before letting you essentially “free fall” to the bottom, where it slows you down about 5 metres from the ground to a graceful stop.

For those that also don’t know, I have a fear of heights. Which makes the whole thing a lot funnier. As the tower started to bring us up, I suddenly remembered this, and slowly started freaking out.

“Oh god my fear of heights is creeping up. Oh shit. Someone talk to me, please. SOMEONE TALK TO ME. PLEASE DISTRACT ME. OH GOD I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.” were just some of things I blurted out while Britt just laughed at me and Jennifer constantly commented that she needed to pee. I panicked once the countdown to the drop commenced, and metaphorically (very almost literally) shat my pants as we dropped. I was terrified and realized why I have a sound history of very rarely going on rides that exceed 3 metres off the ground.

And apart from that, here are some other random photos my brother took:

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Anyway because of that and going to Britt’s overnight, I didn’t get much exercise besides all the walking we did at the show, which will be promptly negated by all the chocolate I have from my Freddo show bag. I’m listing yesterdays walk that I logged with Runkeeper, but apart from that there was nothing except the sit ups I did five minutes ago.

If you’re going to comment, be sure to mention how much of a pussy I am, okay?

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It’s so short!

by ZombieSkittles on September 10, 2010

This entry is part 9 of 25 in the series Blog Every Day in September

Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 10
Sit-ups: 21
Push-ups: 12
Walked: 1.77km
Ran: 1.82km

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Today I cut my hair. Whoop whoop. I decided to shave it again, this time leaving some hair so I don’t freak someone out too much. I remembered only half way through shaving it that I have exceptionally thin hair, so it looks like I’m balding (Last I checked I am not.).

I just arrived from my first run of the month; and it killed me. I am dead. So until I feel better, if you read this please leave a comment. On these type of posts it’s customary to point out how ugly I am; something along the line of “Your hair is too short”, “What the fuck is wrong with your face?”, or the traditional “Go shoot yourself”. Be creative.

 

:)

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