I love my chicken parmigiana. This is my dinner tonight, from Cafe Acqua in Elizabeth.
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food
I’ve been attempting to do a low carb ketosis diet for the past few weeks to a month, and overall it’s been going pretty well. Well it was, until tonight when desire got the best of me.
Having sex with it is totally an option.
Being it’s a single day/meal relapse, I’m going to go back to eating low carb meals consisting of bacon and eggs straight away. However, I allowed myself this indulgence and I feel a bit better for doing so. You can’t blame me anyway, I mean look at that deep dish pizza! It was delicious.
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Well, we’ll be focussing on what I ate during Wednesday-Thursday, since I have weird day patterns as mentioned in the last post. As with many of the posts in this 30 day Tumblr challenge, it seems like the easiest way to do this is through a bullet list. PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
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A Ned Kelly Pie from Duffy’s Bakery. Those pies are just SO fucking delicious it’s amazing. It takes the best things about a meat pie, and utilizes genetic engineering to combine it with the best features of a quiche. If a quiche and a meat pie were able to reproduce and chose to do so with each other (Don’t judge them; love comes in many forms), this would be their child. -
A schnitzel burger from a chicken shop I don’t actually know the name of. Delicious veal schnitzel with tomato and lettuce in a bun. Simple, and tasty. As a side I also had a few chips.
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A hot dog with cheese and tomato sauce. I live for the taste.
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Toast which slices of cheese on it, topped with Bolognese sauce. The sauce melts the cheese and creates something sinful, but worth going to hell for.
I like food.
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I was thinking the other day; how do Zombies survive? Yes, I know they consume the flesh of the living, and so forth, but really, think about it.
The “survivors” hide, and fight off the undead, and managed to keep going. Now we can assume that the zombies eventually will outweigh the population of survivors at least 10000:1, as dictated by most post apocalyptic movies of this nature. Now, as a moving “living” entity, food is needed to keep energy up. Movement takes energy, and so the more energy used, the more “fuel” needed.
Now, for the record, 28 Days Later and it’s sequel are not adequate reference for this idea, as the “infected” in that movie weren’t actually dead, but simply infected with a disease (“rage”) that overrode all intelligence and left the person with nothing but anger. Those people were in the end defeated because they starved to death, a side affect of having their ability to pick up some food and eat it erased from their brains. They just attacked.
Now, the undead KNOW to eat, it’s just their diets consist purely of your sweet, sweet cranial juices. But when the basic population of people have been feasted on or turned into the undead themselves, where do they get their feed from? They can’t just stop eating, because regardless of the fact that they may be dead, the body still needs fuel to move.
I can only assume that after awhile, the zombie just lays the fuck down and pretty much goes to sleep. It’s the only logical thing. No more food, no more energy. Because they’re already dead, they can never really die, but they would lose all ability to do anything apart from stare out in hunger. Of course, this gives survivors ample ability to simply wander out and kill them with ease.
With this in mind, it seems the living will inevitably conquer the undead, right? Or do you disagree? I will fight you, via the comments section below.
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I was messing around this morning prior to work, and clicked on someone’s link on twitter to see their photo. I clicked on my username and got greeted with all the photos I’d posted. It was interesting seeing all the random things I’d uploaded, from food to my feet. I actually remember the reasons for posting each of them as well, even the miscellaneous ones too.
And now, some random images from Twitpic:
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