Happy Australia Day

It’s been almost two weeks since I had relations with that milk carton (I’m taking it out to dinner for our two week anniversary), and it seems Australia Day is upon us! So from me;

Happy Justified Racism Australia Day.
Yeah, I went there,

I wish I could say I’m doing something awesome today, but I’m just working. How are you spending your day?

December Holiday Post

Happy Holidays!

Fear my awesome photoshopping skills.

This is my first Christmas on ZombieSkittles. This is kind of awesome.

I didn’t really have much to say here; I worked last night until midnight, and I start at midnight tonight (Gamblers don’t care it’s Christmas, but we make them take the day off.), but I’m feeling pretty good. I’ve already sent and received a lot of holiday wishes and messages, called a few people (Hey there Britt), and received a majority of my gifts. An air conditioner, awesome headset and scorpion tequila included in the gifts.

Due to money problems (meaning my ability to save) I haven’t been able to get gifts for my family in time for today. I’ve promised them presents within the next two weeks though, and I will go through with that.

But hey, you didn’t want to hear about that, right?

Anyway, I hope you all have a great day, thank you to everyone who sent me messages or gave me presents.

And here’s a list of other people giving Christmas wishes:

• Doc Swarley’s DeviantArt message of joy and OMG SHE GOT MORE PRESENTS THAN ME
• Rubenerd wrote a rather serious post, in which no grilled cheese sandwiches are present. I hope you have a good day man.
• I’m expecting more from other people, so this will be updated. Monkeys.