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FUNFACT BOMBSHELL

by ZombieSkittles on September 3, 2009

Earlier today, Adelaide/Singaporean blogger Rubenerd posted one of his world-renowned Rubenerd Fun Facts. Normally these are insightful facts filled to the brim with truthiness, but today this is not so, and I’m here now to point out this gross error.

The fact the man claims is true, goes as follows:

Geese can’t play the bass guitar.

GooseSeems correct, but in actual fact, ISN’T. Geese is the plural of goose, and therefore Rubenerd is saying that a goose can’t play bass guitar. But unbeknownst to him, there is a band called Goose, in which Dave Martijn is the bassist of. Goose are a Belgian band who started off as an AC/DC cover band but branched out and found their style in synth rock.
Therefore, it seems they CAN play bass guitar. Oh snap.

So Rubenerd, I CALL YOU OUT FOR YOUR BLATANT DISREGARD FOR FACTS ON THE INTERNET.

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