by ZombieSkittles on September 25, 2010
Days without alcohol/soft drinks: 25
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This is short, unstructured and written on my phone in the back of a car. However, I POSTED IT SO IT COUNTS TOWARDS BLOGGING EVERYDAY.
I bought the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels and have been reading through them, and am completely amazed at how utterly different the story is to the movie. The characters are more defined and can be related with easier. The story itself is funnier, more interesting yet has darker moments too. It deals more with elements only lightly touched in the movie, and better too.
I know this isn’t unique among adaptations, but it’s at the point that it’s essentially a completely different story. Its weird.
Both the comic and movie are equally awesome though.
by ZombieSkittles on August 22, 2009
I’ve had fun with this game with a few other people via text messaging and Windows Live Messenger, but I thought it’d be something fun to do on here. The basic principle is to take a movie title and swap out a word for another word, and see how many movies it fits in with.
Today’s word is blowjob. Let us begin:
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30 Days Of Blowjobs // 30 Days Of Night
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Land Of The Blowjob // Land Of The Dead
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Blowjob Booth // Phone Booth
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Queen Of The Blowjob // Queen Of The Damned
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Blowjob Holocaust // Zombie Holocaust
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The Blowjob That Rocked // The Boat That Rocked
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Eternal Blowjob Of The Spotless Mind // Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
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Maximum Blowjob // Maximum Overdrive
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28 Blowjobs Later // 28 Days Later
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The Day Of The Blowjobs // The Day Of The Triffids
Now this is the part where you comment with some of your own.
by ZombieSkittles on August 22, 2009
Where we left off, I’d just gotten asked out by my friend. Technically it was her friend asking FOR her, but it’s the same thing, right? What occurred after can only be described as the most awkward experience someone as immature as me, with no experience with the opposite sex, could go through. Next to coming out of the toilet to accidently find myself in the girl’s change room; door on the other side of the room, and roughly ten nekkid women in between.
You might of thought that was a metaphor for something, but I just wanted the chance to say nekkid.
I’d started going out with Charlotte, if you could really call it that. Going out consisted of sitting next to each other awkwardly smiling and making small talk. Occasionally we held hands, but that was as far as it went.
Our first date we went and saw a movie, I can’t remember what. During the movie, I did the stupid thing, and leaned over to her, and whispered in her ear that I love her. I had no idea about the concept of love, and I still don’t really, but the fact I said it then was especially foolish. Sitting here looking back, I’m overcome with the urge to make my forehead repeatedly connect with my desk.
After the movie, I was incredibly nervous. I had no idea why, or what to do, or what to say. We stood in the hallway of the cinema looking at each other and being mildly awkward. We hugged, and after a while decided to go for a short walk. I don’t remember much after that; there was a brief holding of hands during the walk, a mobile phone going off that wasn’t ours even though no one was around (spooky), and nervous rambling about everything possible. Then her mother picked her up, and that was that. The end of my first date with Charlotte, and it was rather anticlimactic.
by ZombieSkittles on July 5, 2009
There are several quotes in movies and music that hit a chord with me. Some are stupid and nothing but a big joke, others have a deeper meaning which I either relate to, or just love because of how well written and timed it was.
This is one of those lists, where the quotes aren’t listed in any order, and no real description; just quote and title.
There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don’t all bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
-Clerks, spoken by Silent Bob
I’m constitutionally incapable of making eye-contact with a woman I don’t know.
-Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, thought by Joel Barish
Quiet, Anus.
Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, spoken by Harold Lee
I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while.
-Juno, thought by Juno MacGuff
I’ll be in my bunk.
Firefly, spoken by Jayne Cobb
Just because your eyes are open, doesn’t mean you can see
-Bring It On Back, sung by Jet
You can’t stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere.
-Serenity, spoken by Mr. Universe
When you guys are walking in the mall and both your heads turn at a really nice looking chick, it’s going to eat you up inside. You’ll spend most of your time wondering when the other shoe’s going to drop.
-Chasing Amy, spoken by Banky Edwards
And that’s some of my favourite quotes. If you’re one of the few people who read this, please share one of your favourite quotes in the comments below.
