If you want to challenge me, or ask something as well, you can do so here.
To accompany the first question, here’s the first “challenge”:
Take a photo of you with a shoe on your head!
The person who posted this, who WILL NOT BE NAMED, made the ultimate lame challenge (which is lame). So I decided to give my cranium the honour of being housed by one of the world’s greatest shoes.
Challenge DONE. Also, I look grumpy because I’m tired, and it’s a silly challenge.
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The other day, I was given the worlds coolest opportunity in the world of shoes; to own a pair of Nike SB Nightmare On Elm Street shoes. What did I do? I took that motherfucking deal!
They’re knockoffs, but I like to pretend. According to the guy who sold them to me (my ex’s current flame), the originals a) weren’t available in my size anyway so I HAVE to wear knockoffs, and b) apparently, and I’m not sure if this is actually true, but Nike apparently forgot to get the license to market these, and as such production on them was halted. If you have any information on whether or not that last fact is true, please don’t hesitate to let me know.
Anyway, back to the shoes, they sport the Freddy Krueger jacket colours, nice chrome Nike tick to represent his claws, fake blood splatters, and best of all, Freddy’s skin on the soles of the shoes:
These are by far, the coolest shoes in the world, if not the whole fucking universe. If you disagree, I will bite your face off and an army of fat people will sit on your parents.
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