oh shi-

Has a twitter.

No fear, no disaster, no terror compares to the shock of finding the following tweet in my mentions:

jilly10001: @Zombie_Plan will you be home for dinner

 

Really, what do you say to that. Your mother has just done the unthinkable and now has access to my every thought and feeling; That stuff is private and she has no right! How dare she access something broadcast on a public internet feed. How dare she. This is unacceptable, and something must be done.
But do I block her? Should I protect my feed and turn into the very thing that gives me the shits on Twitter? Or do I put a hit out on her because very soon she’ll know too much.

Alternatively, I could just make a blog post about the issue, and hope to god she doesn’t follow the links off my tweets. If she does, I hope she doesn’t read this next bit.

I am secretly a black Jewish lesbian with a fetish for having my nipples chewed on by two stray dogs while I get beaten with a broken buckling spring computer keyboard. Oh, and I made a kickass new About page for this blog.

Wow, I probably should of avoided making that so noticeable. Too late now though, not like this keyboard comes with a backspace button or anything. Oh snap.

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