by ZombieSkittles on September 6, 2009
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Someone died.
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Someone was born.
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A guy wearing sneakers got his hair cut.
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A man is drunk, and maybe passed out.
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A Joss Whedon fan is watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Oh that’s me.
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A gunshot was heard by someone watching Dr. Phil.
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Someone tweeted about their breakfast.
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The wall of a random house was tagged again.
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Sex started someone’s morning with a bang.
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Porn was posted on 4chan.
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A fire was lit.
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Someone slept with someone else’s mother.
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Someone published a blog entry that achieved nothing and has no purpose. Oh wait that’s me again.
by ZombieSkittles on June 1, 2009
The other day, I was given the worlds coolest opportunity in the world of shoes; to own a pair of Nike SB Nightmare On Elm Street shoes. What did I do? I took that motherfucking deal!
They’re knockoffs, but I like to pretend. According to the guy who sold them to me (my ex’s current flame), the originals a) weren’t available in my size anyway so I HAVE to wear knockoffs, and b) apparently, and I’m not sure if this is actually true, but Nike apparently forgot to get the license to market these, and as such production on them was halted. If you have any information on whether or not that last fact is true, please don’t hesitate to let me know.
Anyway, back to the shoes, they sport the Freddy Krueger jacket colours, nice chrome Nike tick to represent his claws, fake blood splatters, and best of all, Freddy’s skin on the soles of the shoes:
These are by far, the coolest shoes in the world, if not the whole fucking universe. If you disagree, I will bite your face off and an army of fat people will sit on your parents.
