I was going to direct this at all my ex-girlfriends in one list of dot points, then realized that since most cheated on me, it’d just be a list of the same things over and over again, so instead, this is aimed at just one.
You are a slut. A bitch. You were a fat cow who wanted as much dick as she could get, no matter where from in what hole. If I had of known I would not of even considered going out with you. Sure, you taught me a lot of things and introduced me to things like weed, but you also got me in some stupid shit, like getting trapped in McDonalds while we waited for the cops to come, all because you and your friends pissed off some thirteen year old bitches.
I stopped talking to you and getting more distant because you started making me sick. I should of just broken up with you, but I really stopped caring.
Really, I was glad we started getting distant. I stopped feeling anything for you after a while, and when I was told you cheated on me about a million times, I realized I’d made the right decision. I hope all those cocks were worth it. I’m with an awesome girl now, and I’m genuinely happy.
Herp derp goodbye, hope you’re miserable.
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