what the fuck

Googling what?

by ZombieSkittles on September 15, 2009

Having a website in which I blog about anything and everything on my mind, I expect the terms people search for to find my site to be fairly eclectic at times. There’s an expectation that if someone googles “zombieskittles”, or as people often do “lol energy drink”, it will bring up my site. However, while scanning the recent entries, there was one which made my brain explode.

farmvillewtf

Someone actually googled the term “farmville sex”. Two people it seems. Now, my questions are WHO, and WHY. Who on Earth would search for something like Farmville sex. More importantly, what were they after? The cows doing it? Maybe for two of the farmers to do it on the crops, I don’t know. You have to be really twisted to want that.
Second off, why did it bring up this website?

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Sometimes #2

by ZombieSkittles on August 8, 2009

I like the feeling of potato chip stuck to my molars.

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Sometimes #1

by ZombieSkittles on June 16, 2009

This is first in a series of quick posts I’m going to make with random irrational facts of myself :D Enjoy laughing at me!

IMG_0296 Will this be the tree?

I get scared that a snake is going to jump out of the next tree I walk under and clamp onto my head and poison my brain.
It’s times like that I have to inspect every tree as I walk under it, all the while wishing I was wearing a really thick hat.

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