The Application

I wrote yesterday of my gaining of the back room, and briefly mentioned that my brother and sister both applied for it too. Unlike me, who just grunted and said, “I’d like the room please.”, they actually submitted letters formally requesting it. My sister (yes, the one who likes doors) has given me an electronic copy of her letter to share with you, titled “Appeal For The Gain Of The Back Room For Private Use”.

Dear homeowner.

                                (You look very pretty!) ☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥
                                 I have very recently heard that the back room will soon be vacated and may be available for use. After a few minutes of thought I have come up with some reasons to consider letting me move into the back room (and not James). These are some of the reasons I have come up with (so far) I have decided to show them in dot point form;

• James will probably be moving out soon
• James has already rejected your offer before
• I need more space for my desks
• I will not be able to disturb you (as much)
• More space for when friends sleep over
• I am thinking of buying a bookshelf (for books)
• I will be able to organize my stuff (crap) much more easily
• Easy access to the laundry
• Won’t wake people up when opening my door to go to the toilet
• I’m getting older and will need a larger space to accommodate myself
• I won’t be using a vacuum cleaner but a broom instead
• You can turn my old room into a walk-in wardrobe
• I will cut onions on Saturdays
• I am also thinking about saving up for a new dressing table
• It is somewhere I can actually walk around in
• Definitely more space for my crap (stuff)
• Easy access.
• My room won’t be right next to the toilet

I can see why it was so hard for mum to decide between us.

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