The other day, I was given the worlds coolest opportunity in the world of shoes; to own a pair of Nike SB Nightmare On Elm Street shoes. What did I do? I took that motherfucking deal!
They’re knockoffs, but I like to pretend. According to the guy who sold them to me (my ex’s current flame), the originals a) weren’t available in my size anyway so I HAVE to wear knockoffs, and b) apparently, and I’m not sure if this is actually true, but Nike apparently forgot to get the license to market these, and as such production on them was halted. If you have any information on whether or not that last fact is true, please don’t hesitate to let me know.
Anyway, back to the shoes, they sport the Freddy Krueger jacket colours, nice chrome Nike tick to represent his claws, fake blood splatters, and best of all, Freddy’s skin on the soles of the shoes:
These are by far, the coolest shoes in the world, if not the whole fucking universe. If you disagree, I will bite your face off and an army of fat people will sit on your parents.
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ahahah sweet as!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hi, what makes you say that?
thats super cool man, i happen to just order my pair after stalling for 2 years now. I’m hoping the knockoffs are as comfy and true to the real ones. My question is, is the tongue fat cuz it seems thin from your pics, i ask cuz i don’t care for tying my laces, i like my shoelaces lose. They look good man, i’m actually ordering some replica tan laces to match with the rare real ones. I’m quite annoyed by ignorant sneakerheads dogging out the fakes its only obvious a million freddy krueger sneakerheads can’t own the rare 100 real pairs that exist. Don’t know much on the legal rights issue with nike but yeah the real pairs never officially came out, didnt even have official boxes for the shoes either hahaha. keep it up man!
they look like dip SHIT they ur ggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
I love you george. I want your children. Now.
don’t say bad words
thats not a bad word
the shos r fucking stupid only fagbags will where them
I have a few questions:
1) What are shos? Can you link me to an example of a shos so I know what you’re talking about?
2) Bags have no sexual preference for they are an inanimate object, therefore even if a bag wore a shos, it would in no way make them a fag.
3) Where?
I greatly appreciate your trolling as it gives me a raging erection, and I hope you reply.
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